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I'm looking forward to your posts. I'm sure you'll put an extra spin to your tales... I guess you needed someway to even out Rochelle's ability to tell on you. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by, Tiffani. I'm sure Rochelle will regret any blog telling tenfold; but, maybe I'll just use my blog to make up sensational crap about your dating life, since you're so stingy on the details;)
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